"Every Thursday I get together with HOT witty girls who are interesting and funny. I know they want me and would do anything I ask. But here I am. Thinking of you."
"Is your name Summer? Cause you're hot."
"Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mom and thank her."
"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"Gee, I didn't know angels could fly so low."
"I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "I" together."
Have you heard any good ones lately? Post them here...