"Every Thursday I get together with HOT witty girls who are interesting and funny. I know they want me and would do anything I ask. But here I am. Thinking of you."
"Is your name Summer? Cause you're hot."
"Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mom and thank her."
"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"Gee, I didn't know angels could fly so low."
"I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "I" together."
Have you heard any good ones lately? Post them here...
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Are you a boxer? What? No. You must be, cause your such a knock out.
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18) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25) What?! Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
26) Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
27) I hear there's going to be a love offering for tonight.
28) If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
29) I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson
30) What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
18) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25) What?! Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
26) Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
27) I hear there's going to be a love offering for tonight.
28) If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
29) I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson
30) What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
http://www.churchofgodsingles.com/cms_view_article.php?aid=10&sid=d1492a2acd0c83d207e3ccf2c0fad244
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